Talk about your favorite pair of shoes and why you love them so much. Hold on one second. I have to choose ONE pair of favorite shoes. One? Look, it's not like I'm all Carrie Bradshaw about shoes... but sometimes I'm a little Carrie Bradshaw about boots. Shoes are shoes. But boots... boots make the girl. I'm going to be right back. Wait here. I have to show you something so you understand. (enter 15 minute time lapse here) Okay - I'm back, let's clarify. These are the boots I have in the house. These are the boots I have out in the garage. I swear, every single pair has a story. New boots are always welcome, and I am always sad when I decide to give up a pair boots. The struggle is real. A select few of you may notice the red ones are gone. It's true. It was hard. Let me tell the rest of you about the red boots. I got them when I was 17. They were $98.00 and t...
It's my blog, and can if I want. Two questions in a row - because they are related, and I said so. If you could indulge in anything without consequence, what would it be? Food. All of it. Any of it. Anytime. Food without consquence of gaining of weight. Yes. I don't feel the need to elaborate. It's pretty clear. I love food. Someone once told me your weight is on a scale of 85% of what you eat. Dammit. I can't unhear it, but most days, I just don't care. I don't want to get to my last days and wish I had eaten the cupcake. I always eat the cupcake. You have to design a cocktail or drink after yourself. What ingredients are in it and what will you name it? I've already done this many years ago, and it made it to the menu at a local restaurant in my hometown. It's pink, it's pretty, it's sweet and fruity and gentle to throw back. Dirty Shirley, with a sugared rim. It's ...
An alien has just abducted you. Give three reasons why it would send you back to Earth. Well this is a predicament. Being abducted by an alien was never on my list of things to do. I have always been of the thinking that should aliens exist, their purpose for ever gracing the Earth wouldn't be with violent tendencies. Their purpose would be to teach, to assist, to fix. I truly believe a peaceful existence is possible, and I'm pretty sure aliens have figured that out. In fact, I bet they figured it out loooooooooooooooooooooong ago, and have been watching us destroy the beautiful things they left behind for us to learn from. The problem is - they could have never accounted for the capability of destruction the human ego could be responsible for. Damn. So, in this theory of being abducted - why would they send me back to Earth? First of all, understanding. Why would they keep me when I would be but a small minority that wouldn't...
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